
In times of market turmoil, Slack Investor likes to take his mind off the day-to-day fluctuations of his share investments and concentrate on things that he knows that works. He knows that the stock market is volatile. He knows that the stock market provides excellent returns to the long-term investor. He knows that his Stable Income pile will fund his needs.
For a mood lift, He just taps into his inner Julie Andrews and simply remember My Favourite Things. These favourite things include long-term investing and Superannuation.
Compulsory Pay Day Super
Compulsory Super was brought into Australia way back in 1992 by the force of nature Paul Keating. Every time that there is a proposed change to the structure of Superannuation, Slack Investor steels himself for the worst.
However, to almost universal acclaim, there was some good news in Superannuation circles with the introduction of pay day Super. From 1 July 2026, employer paid Super must be transferred on the same schedule as an employee’s pay cycle rather than quarterly. Previously, the rules allowed for the Super Guarantee contribution to be paid in lump sums every 3 months. The new rules are expected to benefit lower-income workers under casual, and part-time arrangements. Their Super will be deposited into their accounts and earning money straight away.
‘By switching to payday super, a 25-year-old median income earner currently receiving their super quarterly and wages fortnightly could be around $6,000 or 1.5% better off at retirement.’ – Stephen Jones , Assistant Treasurer
Bewdy … we can relax now and let the compulsory 12% Super guarantee fund our comfortable retirement … Not so fast!
The ‘Voice of Super’ outlines the ‘Squeeze’
The Association of Superannuation Funds of Australia (ASFA) update their Retirement standard every quarter. They follow the effects of household costs on a retirement budget for both a comfortable and a modest retirement. ASFA define a ‘comfortable’ retirement where the budget allows for Occasional restaurant meals, take-away coffee and a yearly domestic holiday and an overseas trip every 7 years . Slack Investor has more lofty goals than this. Let’s focus on at least a comfortable retirement!
Even before President Trump’s misadventures in the Persian Gulf, prices have been moving north. The CPI rose 3.8% in the 12 months to December 2026 – but other household costs are rising faster. ASFA found plenty of price increases for the same period.
- Electricity up 21.5 per cent, driven by the expiry of energy bill relief subsidies
- Coffee and tea up 15.3 per cent due to rising commodity prices
- Beef up 10.8 per cent
- Domestic travel up 9.6 per cent
- Water up 7.1 per cent
- Property rates up 6.2 per cent
- Medical and hospital services up 4.3 per cent
- Fruit up 4.2 per cent
- Private rental costs were up 3.9 per cent, just above the general inflation rate.
These price pressures have moved the required income for a comfortable retirement to even higher levels.
‘… homeowners aged 65 and over now need $77,375 annually for a comfortable retirement as a couple, and $54,840 for a single.’ – ASFA Report February 2026
ASFA calculate that these retirement incomes at age 67 would require a super amount of $630,000 for singles and $730,000 for couples – assuming home ownership.
Are we on track?
| Age | ASFA Required Comfortable Super Amount | Actual Male | Actual Female |
| 30 | $66 500 | $55 690 | $46 586 |
| 40 | $168 000 | $140 680 | $109 209 |
| 50 | $296 000 | $254 071 | $190 075 |
| 55 | $377 000 | $319 743 | $242 945 |
| 60 | $469 000 | $395 852 | $313 360 |
| 65 | $571 000 | $448 518 | $392 274 |
| 67 | $630 000 | ? | ? |
Male Super amounts are approaching the required ‘comfortable’ Super levels – but are still lagging. There is a definite gender gap in Super balances. Women suffer from structural inequalities in the workplace that include lower paid professions and career breaks for family.
As well as these existing Super shortfalls for a ‘comfortable’ retirement, these ASFA budgets assume that the retirees own their own home.
Despite the difficulty, Slack Investor encourages all to have the goal of their own home by retirement age. This may be a modest apartment, tiny home, a granny flat, or a place in the country. But it must be yours! Also, keep an eye on your Super and how it relates to the ASFA targets at each age level. Slack Investor always made sure his Super was in the Highest Growth option when he was under 55 and topped up his balance regularly with ‘Salary Sacrifice’ contributions.
March 2026 – End of Month Update
It was in March 2025 Update when Slack Investor wrote about the first ‘Trump Slump’ due to the random application of his trade tariffs to the world.
Well, thank you again Donald for your contribution. All followed markets fell this month. The ASX 200 down 4.0%, the FTSE 100 down 9.7%, and the S&P 500 down 4.3%. For now, each Index remains above their stop losses – but both the UK Index and Australian Index are perilously close to their stops. For now, Slack Investor remains IN for the FTSE 100, the ASX 200, and the US Index S&P 500.

All Index pages and charts have been updated to reflect the monthly changes – (ASX Index, UK Index, US Index).
The quarterly updates to the Slack Portfolio have also been completed. There are some significant changes since the December 2025 update. Slack Investor has tinkered – and tried to remove the more speculative stocks in the Portfolio. He has stayed with established growing companies that will hopefully weather the storm. He has ended up with a good amount of cash (17.5% of Slack Portfolio). This will hopefully be deployed when he sees a return to more stable conditions.

































